Quote: A Dutch Oven is where one partner lets go a huge fart, ...
I had always known this as a "covered wagon". Has anyone else heard this term, or did I make it up myself? Is this the Western US variation?
I always thought a 'covered wagon' was an extreme wedgie- where the shorts get pulled all the way up and over the victim's head. At least, that's what I remember from grade school... seemed impossible to me. No personal experience with wedgies. 'Dutch Oven' meant being trapped under the covers for as long as I can remember.